Pick of the day: The Security Men
9pm, ITV
The Whittington Mall is closed for the night and the guards skive off to watch the boxing on TV, only for events to take a wrong turn.
While they’ve been cheering on Amir Khan, the mall has been robbed. With everything recorded on security cameras there’s only one thing to be done. Duckers, Jimmy and Ray must rewind the tapes and restage the robbery, making themselves appear heroes. A one-off comedy written by Caroline (Mrs Merton) Aherne and Jeff Pope.