THE X FACTOR, ITV1, 6.50pm
Roll up, roll up! The sing ‘n’ shame circus wheels into Glasgow this week.
Will Mr Cowell tone down his acerbic quips to avoid one of the city’s famous exports; the Glasgae Kiss?
Here’s hoping not… And super-slender Cheryl Cole would do worse than tucking into that lipsmacking Scottish delicacy, the deep-fried Mars bar.
The bonny lassie needs to put some meat on her sparrow-like frame.