After 14 appearances without a goal for West Ham following a £2.2million move from Blackburn, the striker walked off with a £1.5m early contract pay-off this week.
No player could have done more to uphold the club’s long tradition of doing the most utterly ridiculous, laughable, unfathomable, pointless, confused, desperate and infuriating thing that it can manage in the face of all common sense.
He joins a long and noble line of predecessors, including Joey Beauchamp, Marco Boogers, Freddie Ljungberg...Oh, the list goes on and on.
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