Big Brother: The Launch
Here’s a controversial suggestion for you.
If you’ve never been a Big Brother fan, indeed if the very mention of the show has traditionally been enough to make you throw plates at your television, why not give this new series a try? Just for, say, a week.
Or, OK, five nights. Well, three then. You drive a hard bargain. It’s just that you’ll never get another chance – never, ever, in your whole life – what with this being the very last series.
And I’m pretty sure that, deep down, there’s a teensy-weensy part of you that would dearly love to engage with this show and to join in all that Big Brother gossip over the next three months. Yes, there is, don’t lie. Anyway, tonight’s when the latest bunch of attention-seeking weirdos will be unveiled.