Pancake Day 2019 jokes and puns: The best jokes to celebrate Pancake Day today
PANCAKE DAY is here and as Britons indulge in the heavenly batter we found some jokes and puns to celebrate Shrove Tuesday. Here are the best Pancake Day jokes.
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Pancake Day, or Shrove Tuesday as it is more formally known, will be celebrated across the world on Tuesday, March 5. The celebration of the fluffy cakes is one of the most appetising days of the year. But in addition to eating the delicious batter, Pancake day is also the cause for many jokes and puns.
The best jokes and puns to celebrate Pancake Day
“I can’t believe it’s pancake Tuesday again. Honestly, it just crêped up on me.”
“My dad always makes the pancakes too thin… I shouldn’t have to put up with this crêpe.”
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“You’d batter believe it’s Pancake Day today.”
“I met a really angry pancake earlier. He just flipped.”
“These pancakes are flipping delicious.”
“What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake? I don’t like your flip side.”
“How do you make a pancake smile? Butter him up.”
“How do elves eat their pancakes? In short stacks.”
“Thin French pancakes give me the crepes.”
“Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.”
“Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my dinner would be long. ‘No, sir, round’ came the reply.”
“What's the best pancake topping? More pancakes.”
“When the little boy was making pancakes why did the batter run away? Because it said crack two eggs then beat it!”
“Tried to break the ice at a party the other night with a pancake joke, but it fell flat.”