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Chelsea v Man Utd predictions: Seven things that will definitely happen
JOSE MOURINHO will return to face Chelsea with Manchester United this afternoon – but we already know everything that will happen.
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Jose Mourinho will look to frustrate Chelsea on his return to Stamford Bridge with Manchester United – in one of the most predictable games of the season.
Sky will parade their 'Super Sunday' to the masses, but if you're looking for a thrilling encounter between two world heavyweights, you should probably wait for Anthony Joshua's next fight.
Mourinho will shut up shop and go all-out for a tepid draw – but what else will happen during Chelsea v Manchester United?
CLICK THROUGH THE GALLERY TO REVEAL SEVEN PREDICTIONS THAT WILL (ALMOST) CERTAINLY COME TRUE DURING THE BIG GAME.