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Chelsea vs Man Utd predictions: Seven things that will definitely happen
CHELSEA vs Manchester United hype is building – but we already know everything that is going to happen.
Jose Mourinho will return to Stamford Bridge once again for a Chelsea vs Manchester United clash that could either ease or double the pressure on the Red Devils' boss.
Eden Hazard is in deadly form ahead of the big game, while Paul Pogba will once again come under the microscope.
Millions around the world will be drawn in for the Premier League encounter, but we already know how it's going to play out.
Take a look below to reveal everything that will definitely happen during Chelsea vs Manchester United.
1. Absolutely nothing... in the first half
If you've managed to convince yourself that the first 45 minutes of the game are going to be anything other than a pedestrian bore-fest – good luck to you. Mourinho's bus is ready to be parked.
2. Man Utd stars' Chelsea careers mentioned repeatedly
You're going to hear all about how Romelu Lukaku could do a better job than Olivier Giroud or Alvaro Morata, all about Juan Mata's departure, all about Nemanja Matic's move, even if none of those stars feature.
3. Chants of 'sacked in the morning' at Jose Mourinho from the Chelsea fans
The atmosphere around Mourinho's latest return to the Bridge will be typically mixed, but expect plenty of sarcastic cries for his head if the Blues take the lead.
4. Chants of adoration for Jose Mourinho from the Chelsea fans
Football is a fickle game... From boos to cheers, from faux-outrage to adulation, Mourinho will be given a warm show of appreciation at some stage in the game, regardless of how often No 3 in this list takes place.
5. 'Paul Pogba's lack of leadership'
The Frenchman is under greater scrutiny than almost any other player in Premier League history. He will produce a half-decent first-half display at Stamford Bridge, mis-place one pass, and the half-time analysis will revolve around his 'lack of leadership'.
6. A glorious, glorious chance missed
In Alvaro Morata and Romelu Lukaku, Chelsea and United have immense potential for success and failure. Morata has missed huge chances this season for club and country, and while it may seem harsh to drag Lukaku into that category, he too has the potential to spurn wonderful sitters at times. Expect a 'head in hands' moment from one of the strikers.
7. Phil Jones will get the chills looking at Eden Hazard
The English defender has garnered a reputation for bad things happening to him, the worst of which was ever stepping onto the same field as Hazard. The Blues midfielder has made a mockery of Jones on several occasions including the FA Cup final. Expect mentions of his dreadful day, and if United's injury problems deepen, he could even return to the field.