EUROVISION - YOUR DECISION, BBC1, 7pm, 9.30pm *****
EXCITED? You should be.
Tonight's when we decide which act will have the honour of representing the UK - ie. finishing 23rd - at this year's Eurovision, to be held in Belgrade (grab a pen, you'll want to jot this in your diary) on May the something or other.
There are six acts curiously keen to accept this poisoned chalice, including former X Factor runner-up Andy Abraham, ex-EastEnder Michelle Gayle, and Joseph/Maria also-rans Rob McVeigh and Simona Armstrong.
As well as its new title, this selection show also has a revised format, although not one that I can be bothered to explain, plus a great twist that means Wogan himself could play a key role in deciding who gets through.
So this time when it all turns pear-shaped he can blame himself.