Father's Day card ideas: The best puns and dad jokes to make him laugh
FATHER'S Day is up tomorrow, and those with a pun-loving dad need to get some quality dad jokes in the card. Here are some ideas.
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Is your dad the king of so-bad-they're-good dad jokes? Does he have a knack for embarrassing you in front of all your mates by cracking up at his own puns? If so, you need to make sure you get a good one in his Father's Day card. Here are our favourites.
Best Father's Day dad jokes and puns
Your dad yolks crack me up
You're nacho average dad
It sounds cheesy, but you're the gratest
Dad puns—that's how eye roll
I doughnut know what I'd do without you
I love you from my head tomatoes
Let's taco 'bout how much you rock
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You did a grape job raisin me
Thanks for always bacon time for me
I can't espresso how much you mean to me
You're one in a melon
Dad, you are so tea-riffic
You are definitely one of my two favourite pear-ants
Father's Day card ideas: Those with a pun-loving dad need to get some quality dad jokes in the card
We love you a latte dad! We cannot even espresso how much
May you have a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day
Hey Dad, you are really punny
Happy Farter’s Day! Ahem, I mean Father's!
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And a few more general dad jokes...
My kids say I never listen. Funny way to start a conversation if you ask me
How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face!
My dad always said: Daughter, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
My kids asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
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Swimming with sharks is so expensive. It cost me an arm and a leg!
What did the buffalo say to his son as he walked out the door? Bi-son.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
What do frogs wear on their feet in summer? Open toad sandals!
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.