Ninja nanny knows best OK?
NORLAND nannies are now being trained in the art of self-defence and stunt driving in order to protect their young charges against kidnapping.
Blimey. It’s certainly changed since the days of studying nappy changing.
Then again, given what you hear of the behaviour of some children, the nannies might need their new skills to defend themselves against their young charges. “Now step away from the rattle. I’m not saying it again…”