Hart break for Miranda as stinkers steal star's laptop
LET us take pity on poor beleaguered Miranda Hart, pictured.
Her laptop containing months of creative toil has been pinched and she's up a gum tree with no choice but to offer a reward to the pernicious tea leaf who filched it.
Those of us still chronically dependent on notebooks and Biros extend our deepest sympathies to the charming and longsuffering comedienne on her infuriating loss. Everyone knows that backing up precious data and sticking it in the safe or on a virtual cloud for safe keeping is vital. Everyone forgets to get round to doing it.
Let's hope the stinkers who purloined Miranda's work will feel acute stabs of conscience right in their unmentionables and rush to rectify their wrong and give the blessed thing back. You know who you are. Man up and return Miranda's laptop so we can all enjoy her jokes this winter.