Madonna breaks the basic rules of plastic surgery and facial fillers
HERE, before you take the plunge, are the basic rules of plastic surgery and facial fillers.
Patients very quickly become immune to the so-called improvements in their own faces.
Bottle blondes always exhort their hairdressers to “make me a bit blonder”.
Those with silicone in their lips, breasts or cheeks will inevitably end up begging their surgeon to “plump me up a bit”.
Eventually their faces and bodies will stop resembling their original selves and start to look alien, windsocked and downright weird.
They will not appear younger. They will simply appear “other”.
If they don’t call time on the whole unsightly cycle they will begin to look downright frightening.
If you doubt me, take a look at Madonna’s puffy, unsettling, faintly disturbing face.
She doesn’t look 25. She doesn’t look her true age 54.
Instead, she looks like her own, older, distant cousin and not in a good way.
Let the lesson be learned.