Sands of time have caught up with Madonna
THERE comes a moment in all of our lives when we have to realise the sands of time have caught up with us. For most it’s when we catch sight of ourselves in a mirror, shop window or (most embarrassingly) a treasured snapshot.
For Madonna, it was when a chunk of her backside slipped out during a gig in Miami. Suddenly she was no longer in Vogue. However this should be a minor offence compared to the legions of men who, upon spotting the first rays of spring sunshine during this week, have decided to don the most extraordinary cut-off trousers that display to all and sundry their hairy, pale shins.
The only men able to wear this sort of trousers without looking ludicrous are boys and teenagers and anyone playing football at Premiership or Championship level. The motto of age is simple: less is more.