Worst squad numbers ever: 15 of the most ridiculous shirt choices in football
REAL MADRID legend Zinedine Zidane could just about get away with No.5, but these players aren't so lucky...

Long gone are the days when you could tell who was playing where by the number on their back.
This collection of stars are all guilty of choosing bafflingly inappropriate squad numbers, usually after their favourite digit had already been occupied by someone else.