Neighbours
I’m sorry to sound harsh, but the bloke’s had it coming. Neighbours’ Paul Robinson, I mean.
While any soap baddy is bound to amass their fair share of enemies over the course of time, unlovable businessman Robinson has managed to hack off a whole bunch of different people all at once, which is something of a masterstroke.
So when, in this 6,000th episode, he happens to suffer an unfortunate “accident” – taking a tumble from the mezzanine at Lassiters – there are no fewer than six potential culprits in the frame, each with a seemingly splendid motive to have gone this far.
If you’ve not been following Neighbours until now, by the way, our at-a-glance guide on pages 6 & 7 will get you nicely up to speed in time for this dramatic storyline.