LADETTE TO LADY AUSTRALIA
HEY, great news! It seems that Eggleston Hall finishing school, featured on several series of Ladette To Lady, has done such an effective job that ladette-ism has been entirely eradicated from our shores.
Why else would its staff – that terrifying triumvirate of principal Gill Harbord, vice-principal Rosemary Shrager and etiquette teacher Liz Brewer – be turning their attention instead to a bunch who’ve arrived from Down Under?
They could soon be regretting it, mind you, because this latest intake – including the likes of stripper Nicole and binge-drinking Zoe – makes the previous lot look like extras from the Sound Of Music.
In fact, the local police have been called to deal with the little darlings before they’ve even staggered off the plane.