Sandi Toksvig: Thongs are just pants
THERE is one advantage to being an older woman, says broadcaster Sandi Toksvig – you can cast aside skimpy undies in favour of something more practical.
“There is no need to worry about dressing to kill or even to mildly surprise,” Sandi, 51, writes in Good Housekeeping.
“On my 50th birthday I did one of the most liberating things in my life – I gave up wearing small pants. They’re now up to my chest. They’re massive and I’m so comfortable.
“The only drawback is that if I ever go to a Tom Jones concert I will kill the man. ‘Old bag smothers singing legend with pants’. What a way to go.”