Hail Joan Collins, the eternal diet queen
JOAN COLLINS – what a trouper!
On the cusp of her 80s she’s touring the country in her one-woman show, teetering about the stage in towering stilettos and languishing on a chaise longue, attired in head-to-toe chiffon.
Dancing attendance on our Joan is fourth husband Percy, a mere 30-plus years her junior.
As ever Joan gets straight to the nub of things.
She doesn’t look this fabulous by lingering at the dessert trolley.
She admits she’s spent her entire life on a diet.
As someone who has never met a chocolate mousse I didn’t like, I salute Joan Collins. Let’s hear it for her resolve, her sacrifice and her honesty.
To be a natural beauty takes effort, true grit and years and years of looking the tiramisu full in the face and saying, No!